A couple days ago, I made this joke about Sonic characters replacing the four Turtles (I am a bit of a Turtle freak, to be honest with you). Well, that idea stuck with me, which leads to what happens when I take a joke too seriously:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Heroes that are hedgehogs, Sega power!
They're Station Square's most fearsome fighting dudes (Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs) (Tails: You got that right!)
They are heroes that are hedgehogs, and one's blue (Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs) (Sonic: Gee, no one cuts us any slack!)
When the evil Buttnik attacks,
They'll show him that he's an egg that they'll crack!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Tails taught them all about machines (Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs) (Sonic: It was really boring!)
Sonic runs and spins, Amy's very slick and lean (Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs) (Amy: Why won't you marry me, Sonic?)
Shadow's very dark and rude (Shadow: Oh, please!), Silver's special, but he's the cowardly dude (Silver: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hedgehogs,
Heroes that are hedgehogs, Sega power!
Just take this intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MWw-XfVvLo, then replace the four Turtles with Sonic, Amy, Shadow and Silver, replace April and Splinter with Tails, and replace Shredder with Dr. Robotnik, and there you go. And while you're at it, here's an instrumental version so you can use these lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbhL7e3R6eg
SEGA POWEEEERRRRRRRRR!
Yeah... this was a waste of time, wasn't it? Ah, well.
