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acts of gord

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:14 am
by Gary_b
i stumbled onto this and thought it was funny. read all 3 books of victory.


book 1
http://www.actsofgord.com/Victory/chapter01.php


book 2
http://www.actsofgord.com/Victory/chapter02.php


book 3
http://dreamcast-talk.com/forum/posting ... =post&f=11

Re: acts of gord

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:07 am
by game_player_s
:lol: That whole site is hilarious! And the fact its true stories just makes it all the better!

Re: acts of gord

Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:12 am
by Gary_b
yeah i ended up reading the whole site in one sitting. some of the stories were hilarious. gord is an evil prick :twisted: :lol: he likes to set people up. i like how he let that defective game get stolen so it would ruin the thieves console. :twisted: :twisted:

Re: acts of gord

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:17 pm
by game_player_s
Yeah, the part about that defective Game Shark that destroys PS1 motherboards was both great and inspirational. I'm so going to try out a similar experiment at work. :lol:

Also thought this was excellent:
The Book of Annoyances: Chapter 17 Verse 6 wrote:Note To Self:

Talking to a person about being into the hardcore gaming scene is completely different than talking to them about the hardcore anime scene. In future, I must find a new adjective.

And do not, I repeat, do not say "if she is really into the hardcore anime scene, I can get import DVD's from Japan and Hong Kong" when I'm talking to a 14 year old girl's mother.

Further notation: Do not attempt to salvage this by then saying "I mean, I can get DVD's from Japan that you can't get here."

Next time, say "really likes anime" and "can get DVD's not on sale here yet."