How many optional features does your toaster have?

[game_player_s]

How many optional features does your toaster have?

Optional features being anything other than the standard "toast down level" and "light - dark adjuster".

[TeamXlink]

None, unless toasting already buttered bread with out making sparks is a feature.

[oopsmyseamandied]

I have the egg muffin one. I can poach a puck-shaped egg, heat a slice of ham, and pre-melt a dollop of cheese with mine, all in the time it takes to toast. Stuff's ready to go. Plus that thing has plates in the slots so the toasting is dead even and golden.

[lazyhoboguy]

I dont have a toaster. That reminds me that I miss toast. I should get one.

[Neohound]

My toaster, I kid you not, has a feature called 'Peek & View' (patent pending). You can lift the bread at any time without cancelling it, thereby being able to judge the correct amount of toasting. I couldn't live without this now

[MistaBuck]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

ALL TOASTERS

TOAST

TOAST

[Comrade Snarky]

I have the egg muffin one. I can poach a puck-shaped egg, heat a slice of ham, and pre-melt a dollop of cheese with mine, all in the time it takes to toast. Stuff's ready to go. Plus that thing has plates in the slots so the toasting is dead even and golden.

You own a McDonalds?

[game_player_s]

Behold, the inspiration for why this topic was created in the first place:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1989-08-08/

[JamesFC]

Well it just toast!

[oopsmyseamandied]

I have the egg muffin one. I can poach a puck-shaped egg, heat a slice of ham, and pre-melt a dollop of cheese with mine, all in the time it takes to toast. Stuff's ready to go. Plus that thing has plates in the slots so the toasting is dead even and golden.

You own a McDonalds?

No but my toaster owns McDonalds.