Sega is going to quit their current software based business model and focus instead on diversifying into the insurance industry!
Here is my proof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kru8ZaC5Wfs
I see this as more of a joke on this entire rumor forum. What's most funny about the joke is that this rumour is just as good as any other I've read here. In fact, I have an easier time swallowing this rumor than anything else I've read here at the "rumor" forum.SEGA-TUDE wrote: Late on the progressive jokes too.