Just For Laughs

[Radkin]

My friend Dobbs e-mailed this to me, he 100% made it up on his own. I thoughttI would show it to you guys for a good laugh. It's pretty interesting and amazing, i thought it was real at first, lolz!

Dobbs Is A Killer

I found this wild article on the front page
in the "Daily PSO Inquirer" (below):

Bob Dobbs claims Radkin is holding him back. He
states he would be level 397 by now if he did not
have to keep oiling those squeeky joints of Radkin's
and using his brain-power to kill off her opponents
which give her 100% of the points while he gets none.
This outburst was after Dobbs read in our previous
issue that Radkin was "Comeback Player of the Month".

He also states to the "Daily PSO Inquirer" reporter
El Rappy that he had to do all the actual stunts
for her and the android is just a rusty phony. He
claimed that in some cases he had to go in invisibly
just get her through the forest on 'normal' while Radkin
was level 91. "It really is sad that someone has to prop
up a player with those stats and takes all the points
and credt" states Dobbs. "This is an outrage to the PSO
community and she must be traded to Dreamcast Onlineconsoles'
PSO server", Dobbs declared. He also states he spent a
great deal of meseta on oil and rustolium as well as
circuity from Radio Shack.

Monkeeman3 was asked about the allegations, but he had no
comment except that Radkin and Dobbs are well respected
players who are now at odds. "This is not good for the
PSO or Quake communities being they had a great team
that was at one time unstoppable" said Monkeman3. He
also stated that he learned a great deal from those two
and would like to see them settle their differeces
and get back on the PSO field and kick some @#*%(censored!)

Currently Crono and Vulmer are researching these allegations
made by Bob Dobbs. If these allegations are true, then Radkin
would have to play in the Lordnikon PSO leauge. Also,
Tank Jr and Hunter are now investegating her stats on
Quake 3 when sh was a Quad monger. Dobbs is also seeking
council to recoop the meseta Radkin allegedly has not
paid back. Radkin's lawyer, Dark Falz, states that
his client is inoccent of all these allegations and they
are only based on hearsay.

[Impulse]

Dreamcast Onlineconsoles PSO Server that part got me.

that was pretty funny.

[Radkin]

OH!!! I know! Haha! I found the whole article hysterical!

I couldn't believe how realistic it sounded, haha, man, that just made my day! X]

[max4242]

lol does anyone even play on dreamcast onlineconsole sever anyways

[Radkin]

Yup.... Believe it or not, yes. I
could too if I want, but SCHTHACK in
my assesment is better. {Sorry Nikon!}

[Bob Dobbs]

SCHTHACK really is a nice community and has great
players/members.

[Tsukasa]

I was thinking of trying to get onto that server
but I didnt want to wait the 6 months to get on

[Radkin]

Onlineconsoles PSO server????:?:

[Impulse]

Nikon has his requirements for joing the OC server... a bit harsh I think. Oh well, just join Schthack .

[Radkin]

Seriously....it took me forever to get into the
OC server, and then I found out...I have to either
use dial-up or Codebreaker...which I can't use CB.
So I wasted my time...& Nikon's requirments are
a little too much, do yourself a favor and stick
with hack.