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How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:20 am
by game_player_s
How many optional features does your toaster have?
Optional features being anything other than the standard "
toast down level" and "
light - dark adjuster".
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:09 pm
by TeamXlink
None, unless toasting already buttered bread with out making sparks is a feature.
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:54 pm
by oopsmyseamandied
I have the egg muffin one. I can poach a puck-shaped egg, heat a slice of ham, and pre-melt a dollop of cheese with mine, all in the time it takes to toast. Stuff's ready to go. Plus that thing has plates in the slots so the toasting is dead even and golden.
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:57 pm
by lazyhoboguy
I dont have a toaster. That reminds me that I miss toast. I should get one.
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:18 pm
by Neohound
My toaster, I kid you not, has a feature called 'Peek & View' (patent pending). You can lift the bread at any time without cancelling it, thereby being able to judge the correct amount of toasting. I couldn't live without this now
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:48 am
by MistaBuck
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ALL TOASTERS
TOAST
TOAST
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:36 am
by Comrade Snarky
oopsmyseamandied wrote:I have the egg muffin one. I can poach a puck-shaped egg, heat a slice of ham, and pre-melt a dollop of cheese with mine, all in the time it takes to toast. Stuff's ready to go. Plus that thing has plates in the slots so the toasting is dead even and golden.
You own a McDonalds?
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:10 am
by game_player_s
Behold, the inspiration for why this topic was created in the first place:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1989-08-08/
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:07 am
by JamesFC
Well it just toast!
Re: How many optional features does your toaster have?
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:08 am
by oopsmyseamandied
Comrade Snarky wrote:oopsmyseamandied wrote:I have the egg muffin one. I can poach a puck-shaped egg, heat a slice of ham, and pre-melt a dollop of cheese with mine, all in the time it takes to toast. Stuff's ready to go. Plus that thing has plates in the slots so the toasting is dead even and golden.
You own a McDonalds?
No but my toaster owns McDonalds.